Monday, October 10, 2011

the nature of a woman



I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of 
dollars for dinner.I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 
“If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?”
 
“No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” 
the homeless woman told me.
“Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” 
I asked.
 
“No, I don’t waste time shopping,” 
the homeless woman said. 
“I need to

 spend all my time trying to stay alive.”
“Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?” 
I asked.
 
“Are you NUTS!!” 
replied the homeless woman. 
“I haven’t had my hair 
done in 20 years!”
“Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you out for dinner with myhusband and me tonight.” 
The homeless woman was shocked. 
“Won’t your husband be furious with 
you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty 
disgusting.”
I said, 
“That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman looks

 like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.”

i am not trying to say that woman should go shopping, make her hair done and drink WINE! 
NO NO NO..
there's certain things in woman that a man should never ask them to give up on. or else it will become worst!
that's the real message.. he he
:P
p/s
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XOXO,
l i l i e

4 comments:

  1. hak hak hak.. trok oh ko.. lawak juga,pandai dia pusing kan?? :-p

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  2. In many ways its true. There's just things that we men shouldn't ask women to give up or else they are not just what they are meant to be... haha good share XD

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  3. aki: hehe.. tp at the end btl jg kan dia pusing2.. he he

    daniel chiam: thanks for reading daniel.. so do not ask your gf to stop shopping! ha ha

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  4. i takes a while for me to absorb the message, now i got it. haha. a good way to teach our partners huh! nice one!! ^^

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