Thursday, September 29, 2011

my sketch collection!

hai guys!! last time i read some posts from aemy and aki
they talk about an activity during boring lesson. 
AEMY with her ZOMBIE kampung pisang and AKI with his beach view. 
i remember i had a sketch book that i always bring to my class before. 
i did enjoy sketching since i'm in primary school. 
probably because i read too many MANGA's book back then. sketching help me to prevent myself from sleeping during class most if the time. 
that's why i always bring my sketch book to class.
i know i'm not really good in sketching but i really love to show you guys this little collection of mine. :)

i actually dreamt of becoming a fashion designer once. it's good thing that i decided to just forget that. ha ha
i love hood!
again with the fashion designer thing!
fashion designer thing



18sx owh.. lupa mo censor td. aiyaa.. 
the girls aside

mother and child
sexy lips

not my parent. my Bestfriend's parent actually. he ask me to sketch his parent but  when i show him this he was like "who the hell is that? " ha ha.. mission fail!!

faces 1

my friend, Osheeta Nivea William! hmm, actually i tried to sketch her but  it's too difficult to sketch people's face!! 

woman love curl

big smile!

tried to sketch someone's faces again. i don't remember who's this.. i can't recall even after i saw this.. ha ha

the waiting bride!

again, the failure! somebody please teach me how sketch people's face!

man's faces is the hardest things to sketch for me! i've tried so hard but gosh! why does it still look like a girl's face! my friend said it look like drug-queen!



di celah-celah nota sempat juga lukis..
so many isn't it?? yeah lor, saya pun terkazut, when i checked my skecth book just now i was like 
"woah, so many owh, apa yang saya belajar di kelas selama ni? no wonder la pointer rendah!" 

bah, that's all la.. 
good night everyone!! 

hugs and kisses,
l i l i e s. j o h n

Friday, September 23, 2011

yes, i am nerd and i am proud of it!!


once upon a time (2 years ago kali tu), my course-mate told me that one of her friend was in the same high school with me.
and she also told me that the friend saw my picture in her lappy and she said the friend was like,

" eiiii.. this girl pandai suda bergaya owh. she's so nerd back in high school, with her glasses and her hairstyle. geng-geng dia semua nerd tu.. "

and i was like.. "huh?? well, yeah maybe.. who is that the girl again?"

the negative me,
1.who's that girl? did i know her? which class is she? owh i remember this girl. she's the girl next-next class. i don't even remember her class. and by the way. she's no difference. also with her glasses and her hairstyle back then?? ponytail juga pun tu.. plus, is there actually a student who go to school with fashion? because from what i saw, the school uniform look all the and white.. and the hair must be tied! lain lah kalau di indon, rambutnya boleh di hurai-hurai donk.. free hair gitu..

2.geng-geng saya semua nerd back then but they are all now in a good career bah.. yours??

the positive one,

1."thank goodness!! people remember me back then.
i have this myopia since form three but didn't wear glasses until form 4 because i hate glasses actually (berat bah). i started wearing glasses when i am in form four but limited only when the teacher started her lesson. so, except if you are my classmate, you will never know that i am actually wearing glasses at that time..
and surprisingly this girl was never in the same class with me and still! she remember me wearing glasses!! is she actually my secret fan back then? ha ha.. kidding. the last word was a joke! keke..

2. saya pandai bergaya!!!! from schematic girl to "pandai begaya"! tidak sia-sia saya tengok majalah fashion. at least there's someone notice how "bergaya" i am. i am actually afraid people said i am a fashion disaster!! sumandak bah.. mestilah mo begaya sikit-sikit kan.. kekeke.. thank you for the 'compliment' girl who ever you are.. hehe

3. "apa? ko skema dulu?? pakai spek?" "ya, and i am proud of it!"
nerd is cool what!!  he he
this spectacle was inspired from nerd people! cool isn't it?

nerd style!
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nerd=striped cardigan +high waisted short + white pulled up +hat with the brims folede up + round collered shirts + loafers + oversized or black rimmed glasses.

rock the nerd babeh!

if there's someone call you nerd back then, don't get angry!! think positive.. nerd isn't always the bad thing.. nerd is cool when you make it cool babeh!!

nah, ambil ko spek paling besar!!

l i l i e s. j o h n

Saturday, September 17, 2011


If i walk, would you run?
If i stop, would you come?
If i say you're the one, would you believe me?
If i ask you to stay, would you show me the way?
Tell me what to say so you don't leave me.
The world is catching up to you
While you're running away to chase your dream
It's time for us to make a move cause we are asking one another to change
And maybe i'm not ready

But I'll try for your love
I can hide up above
I will try for your love
We've been hiding enough

If i sing you a song, would you sing along?
Or wait till i'm gone, oh how we push and pull
If i give you my heart would you just play the part
Or tell me it's the start of something beautiful.
Am i catching up to you?
While your running away to chase your dreams
It's time for us to face the truth cause we are coming to each other to change
And maybe i'm not ready

But I'll try for your love
I can hide up above
I will try for your love
We've been hiding enough

I will try for your love
I can hide up above

huh huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh huh huhhh

If i walk would you run
If i stop would you come
If i say you're the one would you believe me

sometimes we need to try to know whether it's going to work or not.

l i l i e s. j o h n

Friday, September 16, 2011

F.A.R.T eiiiyuuuuuu...

girls also fart.
i know it's a sensitive issue for girls.

men out there,have you ever heard your girl farting infront of you??
for girls, it's embarrassing to fart publicly especially infront of guys. 
girls will try their best not to fart infront of guys.
yes, i know. i'm a girl too! tidak mo jatuh saham bah.. 
instead for men, they can fart like wherever they want.
one of the advantages being a man. 

don't ever-ever try to fart in this kind of suit! 
i don't really mind farting infornt of my girls. they don't seem to care about that too.. 
masing-masing faham bah.
sama-sama kentut kan..
walaupun keluar juga la tu ayat
"eiiiiiiiiyuuuuuuuuuuuu, si anu kentut" 
 but infront of guys (tambah lagi kalau the guy is super duper hot)? owh tidakkkkkkkkk!!!!!  
NIGHTMARE!! ha ha.. 

some fart can't be hide.
i believe every girls has farted secretly in public right?
maybe even infront of your husband/boyfie. time dorang tidur la kan.. 
secretly releasing the boom atom. booom!! haha
 i do fart secretly in public too..sometimes it unexpected bah..
tiba-tiba jak mo keluar kan..KEKE
and only God know much i hope that it won't stink and thanks God! 
most of the time it won't produce any smell. selamat saham beta.. 
some tips? makan sayur banyak-banyak! 
but it won't work all the time la.. sometimes it still stinky.. 
so, better do the 'farting thing' in ladies la.. kalau sempat.. ha ha

they said this position was a good position to release all the gas inside. he he
there's a time when my brother and me were in the car. 
my brother was driving and i was sitting beside him.
i get bored and i suddenly i want to teas him. 

"ei, saya rasa macam mo kentut owh"
"bas*g! noopod sumandak om koontut ie (nama jak perempuan tapi kentut juga) "

hey, common guys, we are HUMAN too.. we are not robot. we need to fart.. we really do!! 
for our own sake!

here's some fact about farting.

1.a healthy person farts 16 times a day!! on the average. 
walaupun tidak sampai 16 kali but thanks God i'm healthy!!! 

2.people fart most in their sleep.
ha ha.. remind me of my father and my friend. they fart in their sleep and it was a loud fart!!!! ha ha ha.. 

3.everyone farts!!
guys, don't be fooled by girls who tell you they never fart!! female fart as much as males!!!! 

4. animals fart too..
animals pun kentut. apa lagi human kan.. he he... 

5. farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable. 
makin banyak hydrogen makin stinky tu kentut. he he

megan fox also fart. can you imagine that?

kalau GF kamu kentut depan kamu, cepat-cepat cakap "thanks God for giving me such a healthy lady!"

l i l i e s. j o h n