what woman should know about men?

i read these on the internet while googling. 

what we (woman) should know about men?

i am not an expert to these. 

i barely know them although i have a lot of male friends.

after reading, i think i should share.

so, mari baca ramai-ramai.

keke

1. men doesn't care how you look naked. 

nah, see. men doesn't care if you have double cheese burger on your stomach AKA buruyut in dusun! 

a lot of girls (termasuk la saya) tried so damn hard to have a perfect body so that men would attracted to them. well from what i read just now, if any men left alone in a room with any naked woman, it's aready like heaven to them! tidak nampak suda tu buruyut.. kakakaka.... DASAR!

ok, tidak payah mau diet lepas ni. kasi biar ja gemuk! haha

2. men loves staring at hot chick! 

you might find men staring at a beautiful hot girl who's bending low to adjust her sandals.

ok first, the fact that girls also love watching hot guy but not obviously like men.

mata dorang bulat bersinar-sinar tanpa berkelip! 

not even a blink! 

tambah-tambah lagi kalau the hot chick tu ada lurah dendam, bah, tidak tertutup sudah tu mulut arr.

so, girlfriend yang memahami boleh la sedia-sedia baldi bikin tadah tu liur.

but from what i read, we(woman) shouldn't get annoyed by this involuntary action of men. i believe they also feel bad about it (feel bad la sangat. haha). 

even though we can see the happiness in their face, but then again it's an involuntary happiness. 

we should just let it be unless they started to get the hot chick phone number then you should do something with him.

3.men love porn! 

i know this since high-school. 

if a men hate porn then something is wrong with him. 

i don't have to explain more, go and ask them yourself. 

4. men like independent but yet dependent girls.

as much as men want to protect their girls, men also want girls to be independent! 

don't be too clingy girls. 

kalau setakat mau pigi bayar kereta tu, you can handle it.

come on girls. jangan terlampau bergantung pada lelaki. 

men feel more comfortable knowing that their girls can take care of themself well.

but still need him to depends on sometimes.

ok fine, kalau setakat beli baju sejuk tu sendiri-sendiri pun tidak apa bah. 

5. men like it when his girls can show her true self infront of him

meaning don't be fake infront of him.

kalau mau kentut tu jangan malau-malu, kentut ja. 

kalau memang tidur berdengkur, kasitau ja.

let men know that we(women) are also a human. 

as much as he want us to be perfect in-front of other, it's still a relieve knowing that his girls also have this ugly side that only he knows.

la mangkali.

6. men wants a girl who have life.

don't ditch your friend or family for your boyfriend. 

well, of course you go dating and all with your boyfriend but men also love to know that you have life with your girls other than with him alone.

7. men need their space. 

what i read is that women get bored spending their time alone now and then. and i find it true. 

as for myself i hate it when i went home and i find myself alone. no one at home. 

but men need it.

women want to talk to her men like everyday but men need a space.

so, if they ask you not to call them and let them call you instead, that's mean your call makes them irritated!!

careful girls.. 

sedih kan. we(women) just want to talk to them pun irritated for men. 

lagi, saya terbaca yang lelaki boleh bertahan selama berminggu-minggu tidak bercakap dengan girlfriend dorang. 

what?? berminggu-minggu? consider couple lagi ka tu kalau gitu?

no comment. 

men need space kan. 

okaylah, that's all. ada banyak lagi sebenarnya but then, if i put it all here,took me two days to type it. 

so, just google it girls.. you'll find it more there. 

for boyfriend out there.

yeah, maybe you feel like your girlfriend cannot understand you.

what you want and all.

you get irritated if they keep asking you how fat they are.

you find yourself watching beautiful girls,and your girlfriend gets upset.

you love porn and you girlfriend get angry.

you want them not to be so dependent to you only.

you want them to also spend their life to their friends and not only to you.

you want your space. to be alone.

but before all above,have you ever think of what women want? 

what they love?

why women want to be so perfect?

why women want to spend more time with you?

and why women gets upset a lot?

relationship works when both part are trying to understand each other. 

not by the other side only. 

i am not a pro in a relation.

but i always had a hard time when i am the only one who try to understand.

that's why i know and i know you know it too. 

if you want other to understand you, you need to understand them first!

:)

p/s

why women want to have perfect body?

because men eyes can't stop staring at the perfect hot chicks body!

XOXO,

l i l i e

what between 'CUTE+HOT GUY' and 'BOYFRIEND'??

presenting you a hot and cute guy on my list!

ian

paul

jang geun suk oppa!

alex pettyfer!

zac efron!

nicholas hault!

girls are just like a guys..
we love watching cute guy or hot guy just as much as you love watching hot girl.

we all are, accept it!

the different is, some of us didn't show it and some of us make it obvious! 

and i am one of the second group. lol

i think, most of my friends are the second group. GATAL YERRRR.

i often show my happy face whenever a cute/hot guy around.
i mean he's too hot for me and i can't stop smiling spontaneously.
i don't why too. don't ask me!
i was born to be that way. 

kekeke.

in my opinion(i think a lot of girls will agree with me), cute and hot guys are meant be shared. 

i mean, it doesn't mean anything if i am the only one watching that damn hot creature by God!
so, everytime i saw cute guy i will text my girls.

"girls, haw-t at 4 o'clock!!!"

and my girls do the same too.

sharing is caring maa.

jangan kedekut. 
bagi-bagi harta Tuhan bilang nenek saya.

lol

but wait, does that mean we(girls) only love cute and hot guy??

tettttt
wrong!
don't you worry because we(girls) are clever enough to differentiate between lust and love! 

i'll prove it to you,

EVIDENCE 1,

we only think of the cute and hot guy when they are around. 
when they are not around we are not thinking of them at all.
like they don't even exist.

that's means we adore their cuteness only.

but for our boyfriend, we think of them like always..
every single minute.
okay, maybe not every single minute.
but we think of them everyday. 
we miss our boyfriend when they are not around for 1 day.
yes, thats how crazy we can be if we are talking about LOVE. :)

SECOND,

we don't share our boyfriend!!!!! 
no! big NO NO NO!

cute guys is for every girls in the world to watch and enjoy but not our boyfriend! 

boyfriend is limited for ourself, okay...
i am not gonna text my girls
"hey, let stare at my boyfriend!"
plus, i always have ugly BF so there's really nothing to share.
lol.
:)

so, guys out there, don't be so jealous if your girl smile happily when cute+hot guys around. 

that's doesn't mean she love that hot guy. 
that's just simply mean she's adoring God's creature. 

just like you guys love watching other girl's big boobs or big ass. 

oh. come on!
admit it guys. we saw where your eyes go everytime hot girls around *rolling eyes*
blah-blah-blah. say no more.

ok babeh.. chao bella. 

xoxo,

liliesjohn.

LOVE is WEIRD

THE GUY I WANT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH;

i want to fall in love with a strong guy.

so that i can always feel safe when i walk beside him.

i want to fall in love with a tall guy.

so that i can always look up when i feel insecure.

i want to fall in love with someone who have a bright smile.

so that i can always look for his smile everytime i feel down.

i want to fall in love with a cute guy.

so that i can always pinch his cheek whenever i lost get angry.

i want to fall in love with a handsome guy.

so, that i can always show you off to my friends when they're showing off theirs..

i want to fall in love with a romantic guy.

so that i can always be excitedly waiting for his surprise on my coming birthday.. 

i want to fall in love with someone who can play the guitar very well,

so that i can dance to the music everywhere i go.

and you,
you are the OPPOSITE of all above. 

but i'm still in love with you.. 

how weird LOVE can be?

:)

XOXO,

l i l i e j o h n

when the old folk talking

have you ever heard grandmas talking or gossiping?

well i grow up listening to them since i live with my grandma since primary school.
and since i am having a long holiday (waiting to get called for a job) and i have  a lot of free time, i started joing the grandmas gossiping.

my granny live in Kota Kinabalu since 5 years ago with my aunty AKA daughter dia.
i live with my granma until my parent are ofrficially moved to KB. few years after that my grandma went to live with my aunty(her daughter) in KK. 

but once in a while granma will come visit us and her friends here in the village. 

and you'll know when my grandma's home, all of her bestfriend will be here as early as 6am! i am still sleeping. T.T

however the best part is the gossiping time. everytime the old folks gather, they are always gossiping. awal pagi jam 6 am sudah start mongingat sama begosip di ruang tamu rumah kami.

they gossip about everything happened in the village or kampung-kampung sebelah.
gospi yang dari dulu-dulu until la the latest news, revealing the story behind every event.. i mean girls also gossip but the old folks gossip is much more extreme. i mean when they talk you tend to believe them blindly, walaupun cerita tu nampak macam mengarut.

"ko tau anak si anu tu, suda cerai!!!! baru saja 1 bulan kawin pun...."

"you know, si anu tu, panas baran@hot tempered pukul bini!!! "

"last friday saya pigi sungai tangkap ikan saya nampak si anu(perempuan) sama si anu (lelaki) jalan sama-sama.. baha... "

and some compliment,

"saya suda jumpa in-law si anu tu.. bagus juga.. mesra betul muka dia... "

and then, there is this one time when my father was at home.
he overheard them talking,

"ui, kamu tau si B moti yang kasi sinadaat(buat-buat) si A tu samapi si A masuk hospital..."

out of sudden my father get angry.

"songkoboroso nodi ngaie(talking nonsense)!,siapa yang kasitau kamu pasal tu? saya yang sindaat si A bilang si B bka sama kamu?!!! bukan mau cakap-cakap kalau tiada bukti!"

bapa saya ni jenis yang tidak suka gosip-gosip orang especially those who don't have any proof. kadang-kadang when i told him about real fact pun dia marah. apa lagi kalau tiada bukti. haha.
terulah all the nenek-nenek diam sambil bebisik-bisik antara satu sama lain after my father's harsh comment.

kesiannnn... haisss..

tapi kannnn, my father has a point. dari mana bah sebenarnya sources dorang berghossip ni? (the old folk including my granny). mulut ke mulut? sebab most of the gossip they are talking about has no strong proof pun. hahaha

betul atau tidak tu gossip dorang? i don't know.
but one things that i know is, i do enjoy listening to them gossiping.
sometimes when you listen to them talking, you can imagine how their childhood was. no school, only hanging out doing things together(like going to farm together) and gossip all day long. 

but i hate it when they are also gossip about sukod wagu@the young generation these days. 

they always compare us to them...
" masa kami muda dulu bangun jam 4 pigi danau sudah. umur 8 tahun pandai masak sudah tu"
blah-blah-blah.

so, everytime my granny around i have to wake up as early as 6 am because thatn when my grandma come to pur house. if i am still sleeping at that time theywill come into my room and said something like
"oooooooooooooooooooooowww, dia do sumandak yodi. pukul 6 noh om poingodop po ngaie (ooo.. sumandak, pukul 6 masih tidur" with full volume and i bet even my neighbour will be awaken  stat by their voice.
so, at 6 am i have to stand up and pretend like i am already awake 1 hour ago, cleaning there and here.. sweeping here and there.. because if they come and i'm still sleeping i'm afraid tomorrow morning i'll get famous.. jatuh saham i.. 

and from my observation for 4 month having my holiday listening to them, i think the old folks are just boring. since their children doesn't let them work anymore. so, they enhanced their actual talent- TALKING. and then they improvise their skill in GOSSIPING... they never search for the truth they just want to talk and gossip. 

some of them are truth and the rest ? we never really know.

p/s,

i was thinking, when we get old what can we do else then spending some time with family and friend and gossiping??? for girls la kan..kan -kan... at least when the old folks macam nenek saya ni gossip, some lazy girl like me have the initiative to wake up early in the morning kan.. take it in a positive way. :)

and remember gossiping is one of the old folks ways of networking.. they don't have google like us!

XOXO,

lilie

Bad Friends Forever, still BFF.

have you ever met this kind of friend?

she pretend to compliment you but she has other intention.

i have.. in my life I've found this kind of friend twice..

 we are washing our hands together after eating but then we found out that we are running out of tissue.

and then suddenly this friend touch my skirt and compliment it.

"wow, your skirt is so beautiful"

that's sounds funny because i know she didn't mean it. 

i mean i wear the same skirt almost every weeks and she's with me every weeks and suddenly she's acting like it was her first time seeing it. 

well,i know she only want to wipe her wet hands on my skirt.

GOSH! at that time i was pissed but i couldn't say a thing because i know if i start saying something it would be scolding and cursing!

so i said to myself 

"let's just forget it, i can always do the same thing to her next time"

haha

i know it was just a small matter but i really hate it when people try to take an advantage on me.

especially my friend. 

huhu

also when i was in high school i met this friend named NINA DOBREV (bukan nama sebenar..keke) 

she often forgot her pencil's box so she always borrow mine. 

and then one day as usual she borrowed my pen and gave me the same reason she gave me yesterday and the day after.

"i forgot my pencil box.....................again... "

in the beginning i believe her so, i lend her my pen to her but then it's been like a month she didn't bring her pencil's box and i started to query. 

hmmmmmmmmmm....................... something's wrong!

out of high curiosity, i checked her drawer when she's not around. 

(devil! keke)

and i found her pencil's box in her drawer!!!!

and then i suddenly remembered she said it earlier that she want to save her pen's ink for the exam. 

errr.. exam?? 

and then i was like 

"exam are 5 months away.. is she planning to use my pens for another 5 months??"

i didn't say anything to her despite our friendship.

but i am a cold hearted back then, so the next day i bring only one pen. 
i told her i forgot my pencil box too.. 

HAHA.. kedekut owh kan.. 

friendmate

now the good things is that, they are still my friends now. 

and i still love them much.

one of them are even on my BFF list! 

see, i have a 

good friend, boring friend, forever-immatured friend, funny friend, annoying friend, miss know-it-all-yeah-yeah friend, sulky friend, moody-every-morning friend, curse-all-day friend, many-piercing friend, and even life-is-all-about-beauty friend. fuh, so many!

and they all have their own weaknesses.

they snore, fart infront of food, doing some stupid things, bullying each other, take advantage on you, and make you feel burdened, sleepless the whole night, making some stupid noise while you are sleeping but as long as they try their best to be your friend isn't it enough?? 

maybe some of them are even talking behind your back but they still stay beside you when you're in trouble and still hug you when you need them. 

nobody is perfect! 

even myself aren't perfect.

i am the hot-tempered+avengeful kind of friend.  

i get angry over some silly things. 

but they still accept me as their friend. 

and i believe you have weaknesses too.. 

so, how can you expect to have a perfect friend when you yourself are not perfect?? :)

:)

REMEMBER, 

being unperfect doesn't mean they can't be a best-friend.

BEST-FRIEND is a friend who can accept their friend's weaknesses. 

trust me, you gonna miss their imperfection someday... :)

but careful, jangan salah pilih kawan.. :)

P/S

yes, i am a silent grudge person. so, don't mess! ahahahaha.. JK!

XOXO,

l i l i e

the nature of a woman

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of 
dollars for dinner.I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 

“If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?”
 

“No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” 

the homeless woman told me.

“Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” 

I asked.
 

“No, I don’t waste time shopping,” 

the homeless woman said. 

“I need to

 spend all my time trying to stay alive.”

“Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?” 

I asked.
 

“Are you NUTS!!” 

replied the homeless woman. 

“I haven’t had my hair 
done in 20 years!”

“Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you out for dinner with myhusband and me tonight.” 

The homeless woman was shocked. 

“Won’t your husband be furious with 
you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty 
disgusting.”

I said, 

“That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman looks

 like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.”

i am not trying to say that woman should go shopping, make her hair done and drink WINE! 

NO NO NO..

there's certain things in woman that a man should never ask them to give up on. or else it will become worst!

that's the real message.. he he

:P

p/s
cerita di kopi pes dari mr.GOOGLE

XOXO,

l i l i e

yes, i am nerd and i am proud of it!!

N.E.R.D

once upon a time (2 years ago kali tu), my course-mate told me that one of her friend was in the same high school with me.
and she also told me that the friend saw my picture in her lappy and she said the friend was like,

" eiiii.. this girl pandai suda bergaya owh. she's so nerd back in high school, with her glasses and her hairstyle. geng-geng dia semua nerd tu.. "

and i was like.. "huh?? well, yeah maybe.. who is that the girl again?"

the negative me,
1.who's that girl? did i know her? which class is she? owh i remember this girl. she's the girl next-next class. i don't even remember her class. and by the way. she's no difference. also with her glasses and her hairstyle back then?? ponytail juga pun tu.. plus, is there actually a student who go to school with fashion? because from what i saw, the school uniform look all the same..blue and white.. and the hair must be tied! lain lah kalau di indon, rambutnya boleh di hurai-hurai donk.. free hair gitu..

2.geng-geng saya semua nerd back then but they are all now in a good career bah.. yours??

the positive one,

1."thank goodness!! people remember me back then.
i have this myopia since form three but didn't wear glasses until form 4 because i hate glasses actually (berat bah). i started wearing glasses when i am in form four but limited only when the teacher started her lesson. so, except if you are my classmate, you will never know that i am actually wearing glasses at that time..
and surprisingly this girl was never in the same class with me and still! she remember me wearing glasses!! is she actually my secret fan back then? ha ha.. kidding. the last word was a joke! keke..

2. saya pandai bergaya!!!! from schematic girl to "pandai begaya"! tidak sia-sia saya tengok majalah fashion. at least there's someone notice how "bergaya" i am. i am actually afraid people said i am a fashion disaster!! sumandak bah.. mestilah mo begaya sikit-sikit kan.. kekeke.. thank you for the 'compliment' girl who ever you are.. hehe

3. "apa? ko skema dulu?? pakai spek?" "ya, and i am proud of it!"
nerd is cool what!!  he he

this spectacle was inspired from nerd people! cool isn't it?

nerd style!

Add caption

nerd=striped cardigan +high waisted short + white pulled up +hat with the brims folede up + round collered shirts + loafers + oversized or black rimmed glasses.

rock the nerd babeh!

if there's someone call you nerd back then, don't get angry!! think positive.. nerd isn't always the bad thing.. nerd is cool when you make it cool babeh!!

nah, ambil ko spek paling besar!!

XOXO,
l i l i e s. j o h n

F.A.R.T eiiiyuuuuuu...

fart. 

girls also fart.

i know it's a sensitive issue for girls.

men out there,have you ever heard your girl farting infront of you??

for girls, it's embarrassing to fart publicly especially infront of guys. 

girls will try their best not to fart infront of guys.

yes, i know. i'm a girl too! tidak mo jatuh saham bah.. 

instead for men, they can fart like wherever they want.

one of the advantages being a man. 

don't ever-ever try to fart in this kind of suit! 

i don't really mind farting infornt of my girls. they don't seem to care about that too.. 

masing-masing faham bah.

sama-sama kentut kan..

walaupun keluar juga la tu ayat

"eiiiiiiiiyuuuuuuuuuuuu, si anu kentut" 

 but infront of guys (tambah lagi kalau the guy is super duper hot)? owh tidakkkkkkkkk!!!!!  

NIGHTMARE!! ha ha.. 

some fart can't be hide.

i believe every girls has farted secretly in public right?

maybe even infront of your husband/boyfie. time dorang tidur la kan.. 

secretly releasing the boom atom. booom!! haha

 i do fart secretly in public too..sometimes it unexpected bah..

tiba-tiba jak mo keluar kan..KEKE

and only God know much i hope that it won't stink and thanks God! 

most of the time it won't produce any smell. selamat saham beta.. 

some tips? makan sayur banyak-banyak! 

but it won't work all the time la.. sometimes it still stinky.. 

so, better do the 'farting thing' in ladies la.. kalau sempat.. ha ha

they said this position was a good position to release all the gas inside. he he

there's a time when my brother and me were in the car. 

my brother was driving and i was sitting beside him.

i get bored and i suddenly i want to teas him. 

"ei, saya rasa macam mo kentut owh"

"bas*g! noopod sumandak om koontut ie (nama jak perempuan tapi kentut juga) "

hey, common guys, we are HUMAN too.. we are not robot. we need to fart.. we really do!! 

for our own sake!

keke

here's some fact about farting.

1.a healthy person farts 16 times a day!! on the average. 

walaupun tidak sampai 16 kali but thanks God i'm healthy!!! 

2.people fart most in their sleep.

ha ha.. remind me of my father and my friend. they fart in their sleep and it was a loud fart!!!! ha ha ha.. 

3.everyone farts!!

guys, don't be fooled by girls who tell you they never fart!! female fart as much as males!!!! 

4. animals fart too..

animals pun kentut. apa lagi human kan.. he he... 

5. farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable. 

makin banyak hydrogen makin stinky tu kentut. he he

megan fox also fart. can you imagine that?

p/s
kalau GF kamu kentut depan kamu, cepat-cepat cakap "thanks God for giving me such a healthy lady!"


xoxo,
l i l i e s. j o h n

lucu: don't mess with sleepy mother!

mungkin kamu pernah terbaca lawak ni di mana-mana tapi saya first time terbaca tadi and tiba-tiba ketawa berabis.. ENJOY!

Ada seorang ibu ni yang butul2 mengantuk sudah, dia mau tidur...
Lalu tiba-tiba ditanya oleh anaknya;

"Mak, mama sudah pernah injak Labuan?"

Si ibu menjawab;

"Uda Nak..."

Terus c anak bertanya lagi;

"Klu ke Kuching?"

Si ibu Menjawab;

"Uda anak ku..."

Terus c anak bertanya lagi;

"klu ke Brunai udah mak?"

Si ibu menjawab;

"Udah"

Lalu si anak bertanya lagi;

"klu Johor, KL, Penang mak udah pigi?"

Sambil Menahan mengantuk si ibu pun menjawab;

"Tidur lah nak, tinggal mulut ko saja lagi yang belum mama injak ni....!!!"
hahaha,,

kalau ibu sedang mengantuk jangan la tanya macam-macam nanti ada yang kena pijak.. :)

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XOXO,

y a n g k e t a w a

the woman that i call MAK!!!!!!!!! hehe

IT'S MOTHER'S DAY!!!!!!!

MOTHER'S DAY falls on 8th May this year. 

it was celebrated on the second Sunday of may. 

One of the early calls to celebrate a Mother's Day in the United States was the "Mother's Day Proclaimation" by Julie Ward Howe. want to know more? please check any web (kes malas menaip. hehe)


FACT ABOUT MY MAM. 

1. we fight sometimes. not as often as i fight with my bapa.

2. i used to make her cry.

3. we never say sorry to each other after a fight. 

4. when i have a fight with my dad, she will be get panic because she said, me and my dad have the same character, dua-dua KARAS KAPALA!
5. SARONG lover.
6. love listening to radio terutama musim dia putung gatah. hp dia wajib yang ada radio. (sabah V fm ka or what?).
7. allergic to cold water. especially when it's raining.
8. experienced eye surgery before. and she has tiny glass inside her eyes!
9. shorter than me.. ngeee...
10. always complain about my dad.
11. always with her short hair. i can't even remember when is the last time i saw her with long hair!
12. queen of nag. just like every MOM. 
13. always worried about my pimples! (because i am her only daughter with pimples!!!! arggggh!!)
14. she has tahi lalat on her cheek. 
15. also has sexy lips! (doi..haha)
16. has been producing quite beautiful daughters for sure! 
17. she know that i love her even thou i never said it!  

Mom and aunty



if you have free time, why don't you do entry about your mother too?? see how many fact that you know about your mother?? i mean, its mother's day right?? just a suggestion. :)
chao bella! 


XOXO,
too much x and o